Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast –
NUMBER 1: With a tablespoon measure – begin digging behind the house until enough ore has been uncovered. Melt it down into malleable metal. Find tree branch and cut it down. Whittle branch and shape metal to make shovel. Ok, now start digging again until enough ore is uncovered to melt it down and make a road bike – Also, while digging be thinking of how to make rubber for tires. Next forge gears, pedals, spokes, wheels, chain, cables, derailers, brakes, etc. Ok, then test ride it up to Hyalite Reservoir and back. Stop by Practice Rock on the way and flash Cardiac Arete.
NUMBER 2: uhmm… clean my room. (if you saw it, you would know)
NUMBER 3: build a mousetrap which, upon stepping on a pedestal a mechanism launches the mouse into space, toward the general vicinity of the moon in hopes they will band together and start a mouse world on the lunar surface.
NUMBER 4: Grow a bonsai tree and name it Janine.
NUMBER 5: Write a scifi series in assorted languages starting in Hebrew and ending in Cunniform.
NUMBER 6: Stop Planet X from hitting the earth in 2012.
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